Here are the implications of my first week at Google:
My shoulders hurt and my back is almost broken from carrying my new laptop to and from work.
I have some blisters that refuse to heal from walking to and from work, 30 minutes every direction.
My arms are full with bruises as I bump into so many people on rush hours in the crowded city of Dublin.
My ass hurts from sitting for 3 hours at the Immigration police waiting to get a Certificate of Registration card that looks exactly like an ID card, but says at the back: This is not an Identity Card. And they got my details wrong: they changed my name and made me 2 years older. what the hell will happen if a policeman will check my certificate and see I'm supposed to be 30 according to it? He might think it's a fake one!
Ohhh, and almost an hour at the social security offices.
I have a cold from walking in the rain. With umbrella. No jacket.
Lack of sleep. It just feels that way. Now that I'm working again, I feel like I need to sleep more than I used to when I was unemployed. Besides, I don't feel like my back is healing as well, because of the lousy mattress we have in our apartment. In Israel I had my own wonder mattress. Now we have the cheapest mattress the owner could find. which probably wasn't that cheap. After all he paid in Euros.
And of course, I'm broke.
But somehow there's always money a pint or 2 everytime we are going to the pub.
Some of my last month expenses:
British Airways' (expensive) ticket to Dublin (which will be reimbursed);
New shoes for work, paid 100 (!!) Euros for the above-mentioned certificate (which will be reimbursed);
A new mobile. I know I cannot allow myself luxuries, but I'm an Israeli, I cannot function without a mobile. In spite of the fact that I don't really use it, I must grant people the opportunity to reach me all day. Doesn't matter if I'm broke;
New pants. In order to justify this purchase I will state that it was for work as well.
I'll get my first paycheck and the reimbursements on the 25th of August! I'll have to use the Israeli bank account for everything, and the money in it is about to evaporate by the 2nd of August.
Or maybe just ask Dan for some money... Haven't asked someone for money for over 10 years...
Isn't life wonderful as a poor girl?
So as you probably already figured out, Israelis like to complain. A lot.
But I, contrary to other Israelis, can also distinguish some positive aspects of the situation:
I start working on Mondays. I always thought that working on Sundays is useless. And at last someone actually agrees. (And for the moment, lets drop the fact I also work Fridays, OK?)
It is so nice to see the smiling face of the man who hands out the morning papers at the same street corner, and greets me every morning and wishes me a wonderful day.
I met so many interesting people, from at least 15 different nationalities!
I become even more eco-friendly than before.
There are hundreds (if not thousands) of free beer in the canteen (Where we have breakfast and lunch everyday) on each Friday's TGIF. And after drinking some, we go to the pub to drink some more.
Playing X-BOX, Foosball (Still learning), Pool (trying to, anyway), and the possibility to choose any other game, such as SP2 (t, Table-Tennis, and more (the rumor says there is or are PS3 somewhere).
If I don't feel like playing I can always sit on cushion seat (pouffe). Or on the massage sofa.
And....
I do have a google.com account, which is priceless!
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4 comments:
LOL
Stop complaining you poor poor thing
You should know that we had a week from hell here with 27 degrees or so....I would kill for some rain
:-)
HAHAHAHA! I love that Or is telling you to stop complaining :)
All i have to say is this: A few weeks in Ireland and you're already being politically correct. Tell us how you really feel!
This is how I really feel.
Don't forget that I now represent a very serious and well respected company. Besides, remember that Politically Correct is a way of life for me.
And read the paragraph I've just added below the beers paragraph.
Ms. Blas,
Three weeks away from me and you already forgot my sarcasm! Obviously complaining like a fishwife isn't politically correct. To be PC, you would have had to start with the positives, make some excuses about what was to follow, and THEN start complaining.
DUH.
And when you started talking about the very serious and well respected company all I really read was "blah blah blah blah blah yada yada blah".
:)
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