Today's tip is courtesy of our company's shuttle driver.
If you should park your bus, first make sure there's a Shimmery Beige New Mercedes parking from behind. Then switch the gear to reverse mode and push the gas pedal. Please make sure you don't use your side-mirrors as you continue progressing with the reverse mode. Ignore the shouting of "Ya Maniac".
Don't stop until you realize the Mercedes driver is alerted enough to not let you destroy his precious one, by driving backwards as well. Then you should realize you better give up, as the Mercedes driver is foiling each and every one of your attempts.
After you surrendered, please allow the Mercedes driver get out of his precious one, while the keys are left inside, walk toward you, inside your precious bus, and scream and yell at you.
Don't forget to point at each other and call each other names.
And enjoy the moment, of course!
Sweet, sweet surrender....
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